false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016
Get the False Goofmug. A Canadian Prison term for an individuals that unwillingly has their teeth removed by means of punches to the face as to unsure biting down is impossible when a penis is forcefully inserted into said mouth.
Why is Michael toothless, asked Dave? To which Adam responded "oh, that's because last week Johnny & his prison gang made him their goof because he is a check off.
by Ethically-Unethical. August 3, 2022
Get the Goofmug. by MooGoofer May 29, 2024
Get the Goof My Moomug. by ken-dawg November 23, 2004
Get the goof greasemug. What you call someone who:
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012
Get the Intergalactic Goofmug. A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass
by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024
Get the rat goof bitchmug.