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thai terd

n. an urgent and prickly bowel movement associated with the consumption of extra hot Pad Thai. Frequently proceeded by a spray fart with the after affects similar to having a cactus in the ass.
After a delicious and spicy Pad Thai lunch, Vini spray farted in the elevator, then ran to the employee restroom where the jettison of the thai terd could be heard throughout the office. Manning, the custodian never returned to work.
by misterquinton January 20, 2009
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Thai Bride

A juxtaposition and derivative of the game Yellow Car and the Thai Bride phenomenon.

A game played in a group or with just one other individual: whenever you see an Asian woman (from Japan, South Korea, Thailand etc.) with a caucasian male, the first person to see this proceeds to punch the other in the shoulder.

Alternate version include 'Reverse Thai Bride/Thai Groom' in which the gender roles are reversed. Technically one can punch the other in the shoulder at the sight of an Asian woman, thus playing 'Groomless Thai Bride' but this is usually seen as racist.

Prefferably played in non Asian countries, as playing the game in the Orient would not present the players with much of a challenge.
Person 1-(sees Thai bride with husband) "Hey dude..."

Person 2-"Thai Bride" *punches John in shoulder*

Person 1-"Hey, no fair, I saw them first!!"
by mogofogo August 17, 2012
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Thaiarrhea

Dude, I can't take her there.. I'll end up with thaiarrhea!
by NBowman November 28, 2012
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Thai Dick Slug

An invasive parasite that attacks the kidney systems in carnivorous animals, including 20 documented cases in humans. The parasite has been known to produce larvae in the scrotum, urethra, urine and mouth. Referred to as "Dick slug" because of the minute size of the parasite, with females being 20-100cm long x 5-12mm wide. The dick slug is small enough to meander its way up the urethra.
Don't go swimming in Thailand without a condom. You might get a Thai dick slug.
by climbin.metal July 20, 2009
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Thailandese

A person who is born in Thailand but has possible Chinese origins (although denies Chinese origins). Has very light colored skin. Very attractive and sexy. Has a cute accent when they talk.

May not be able to use chopsticks well, but eats alot.
B: "OMG, who is that sexy girl?"
O: "I don't know but I reckon she is Thailandese!"
by RicerPho October 30, 2011
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Thai

In the Chinese, means "too much" or "too big". Used in some slang "Chinglish" means ridiculously large cock.
Oh he too Thai, guy like a fucking horse. Oh he's thai crazy, I could barely suck him off.
by China-Town May 14, 2009
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thai iced tea

The same as an Ice Blowjob (a blowjob with an icecube in the mouth) except its given by an asian girl.
that asian whore was a master at giving thai iced teas!
by sysops666 October 26, 2010
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