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tentacle locker

a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.
Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL
by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021
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Testicle

What tests are if quizzes are quizzical.
If quizzes are quizzical, tests are testicle!
by Testy Cull October 18, 2012
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testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".
"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
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jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.
The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!
by rrbe September 20, 2009
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testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.
by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005
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tesstickles

a person who likes to suck a lot of cock. while smoking a joint in between.
reid: dude i got head last night from marie

derek: yeah i've heard she was a tesstickles
by Tesstickles Boys October 15, 2008
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Testuckles

When a transvestite man tucks his balls in between his legs.
Guy A: "Dude that chick is fine"
Guy B: "nah man, i can see them testuckles!"
by vichi March 23, 2009
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