Snatch Test

The pregame warm up before you eat pussy. You have to reach down there with a finger or two, rub the beaver and then as you are kissing their neck, lets say your right side, you take the left hand and hook it around her neck around to the side you are kissing and check out the smell. If it's bad fish, throw that bitch off the boat.

Hey dude...good luck tonight, and don't forget the snatch test.

Man, I'm glad I did the snatch test last night, shit was putrid!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.

Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.

by Nick D November 11, 2003

piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.

Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.

by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013

cheek test

When you smack your penile instrument on a girl's cheek to give her a little sample of the size.

How about I give you a little cheek test to see if you would be interested in fornicating with me?

by veedub November 16, 2006

a.p. tests

another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.

Those a.p. tests really kicked my thicc butt.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 16, 2018

The Tang Test

The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.

James 'Did you go the growl on her'?

Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.

by CutUpRough July 28, 2010