Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

by Greasy strangler January 9, 2018

wanky tottle

Something random that comes out of a persons mouth when they get cruuuunk.

Oh my G-d, I love you guyyssssssss! WANKY TOTTLE.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

Tuttle

A little brown shit stain left on the seat of your pants after you accidently shart yourself

"Did you see that kid?.... he had a tuttle... disgusting"

by Janine Wetburger October 26, 2005

Tittle

A breast classification that is smaller than average, and smaller than a training bra.

Liz Quarterman has some itty bitty tittles.

by Carlos Spicy Cock May 5, 2010

tittle

Term used to describe developing breasts.

My daughter is finally getting tittles.

by Bento March 6, 2003

Tattie Houcer

A word commonly used to refer to Hibernian and Celtic fans.

'You're a right tattie houcer ya Hibee!'

by Blair Cee September 8, 2007

tattered sleeve

how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits

been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve

by daniel connolly November 10, 2007