Targeteria

The name of the cafeteria in the front of Target

Boy am I stuffed...I just finished a soft pretzel in the Targeteria

by AngryMedic December 30, 2009

tablet-widow

1. One who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc

You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow

by MacWilko October 5, 2011

apple tablet

A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B

John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"

by islate man January 21, 2010

Man Juice Target

A tattoo in the lower back just above the tail bone. AKA: tramp stamp, California license plate, bitch tat, ass antlers

Seeing her bend over like that I'd really like to take a shot at her man juice target.

by Captain Marksman December 9, 2008

target whore

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly

Also known as the one and only Joanna....

by bob April 25, 2005

tablet

Scottish sweet (candy) made from sugar, also a little butter and milk. Very sweet!

Youse tried this tablet. It's pure dead brilliant!

by SaraLou April 15, 2007

Target Practice

When you are wearing a pad and you are unsure of whether or not the menstrual flow is hitting the pad properly, so you adjust the positioning of your vagina to ensure proper target alignment (aka the blood is going on the pad and NOT your pants).

Oh man...it totally feels like my pad is off to the side...TARGET PRACTICE!!!

by Strabismus April 13, 2010