handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006

'tard

Someone who is NOT retarded, but, acts like they are because they are too busy fantasizing about stupid bullshit to pay attention to the reality that surrounds them.

Poindexter is such a 'tard! He got into a car accident because he was too busy thinking about his fan fic sequel to "The Lord Of The Rings".

by Bull Shit Vick December 27, 2006

Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.

That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.

by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007

'Tard

1. Short form of "retard."
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.

"Stop trying to prove people wrong when you yourself are wrong, ya damn 'tard.

by daviji August 30, 2005

Tardass

One who is so stupid that they move beyond the tard stage to tardass. Step two of three in the tard dimension.

"Brandon, you have been demoted to tardass."

"One more step until I reach the highest level of tarddom!"

by Shimdaddy July 7, 2003

tamed

a) to get owned.
b) to get whipped.

a)
A: Yo. I heard you lost to a noob.

B: ..yeah..

A: Dude. TAMED, BITCH!

b)
C: Yo. I heard you're ditching movie night to meet your in-laws.

D: ..yeah..

C: Dude. TAMED, BITCH!

by ngarkyy June 6, 2009

'tard slap

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.

screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*

by alana jonas March 7, 2010