Tequila’D

I'm on my Tequila shit tonight. Somebody nappy dread headed son bout tuh catch feelings then ima ghost his ass!

His childish ass on FB in his feelings posting subliminal post because he got Tequila’D

by Kirk727 August 23, 2022

tequilapiphany

An epiphany derived from a mind altering substance, usually alcohol & more specifically tequila.

I was so wasted I couldn't walk straight but I had a tequilapiphany where I realized that woodchucks can't actuality chuck wood, contrary to popular belief.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

taquilla

box office; small taco

Damn bro this taquilla fire

by Pilatski November 26, 2022

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023