Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beachmug. Those who will post a band on Urban Dictionary, talk shit about that band, then go scream into a microphone, and call it music. Then after they have successfully convinced everyone to commit suicide, they will go home, cut them selves, and touch themselves listening to another screamo band
If you fit that description you are one of the many Talent-less nut-less hacks, enjoy your annoying existences of a life.
by middle finger ahoy! February 5, 2010
Get the Talent-less nut-less hacksmug. Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
by piximon July 10, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beachmug. A euphemism for masturbation
Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
Get the Take my talents down to South Beachmug. The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
Get the I'm going to take my talents to South Beachmug. by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020
Get the Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penismug. 