taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013

taint buds

The area of your tongue that burns when you lick someone's taint.

Chris couldn't believe the sensation on his taint buds when he was going down on his partner Roger.

by Hampton5 May 28, 2017

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

taint job

The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.

A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.

by lifeguard with aids June 14, 2009

Taint Tipper

taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.

When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.

I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.

by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010

taint angel

The mark that is left on a surface after getting very sweaty and then sitting down

After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.

by wham!tramck November 18, 2011