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Luke hasn’t showered since his 3am circle K shit and his taint smells bad
“Luke has such a flavourful taint”
“Luke has such a flavourful taint”
by MasterOfTaints May 09, 2023
by Hampton5 May 28, 2017
-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!
by da JMAN jankit February 10, 2009
The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.
A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.
by lifeguard with aids June 14, 2009
taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.
by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010
After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.
by wham!tramck November 18, 2011