Hit the table

Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."
by Aobubblebutt June 06, 2014
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Table Whine

Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.
YOU: "I'm hungry, where is the food? What's up with this place???"
ME: "I'm sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine."
YOU: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little drunk off of the table wine."
by reallypedantic June 05, 2010
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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 08, 2008
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The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
by Noeliam83 October 04, 2009
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scummer table

A table in your school lunchroom consisting of the poorest most hood kids in the school.

A table you sit at when no one wants you at their table.

You can tell it's the scummer table by the manner of dress they wear ( ratty old clothes) and a wave of stink drafting across the school lunchroom.

May or may not have lice, haven't taken a bath in weeks, also can be known by their scummy clothes and attitude.

They usually stick to themselves besides risk the embarrassment of daring to come to anyone else's table in the lunchroom, they would even get laughed at by unpopular people.
Sara got up from the scummer table and first came over to the preps table and was laughed at.

The scummers even get laughed at by unpopular people or normal people in the school and looked at as " what the fuck are you doing here", go back to your scummer table.

She was hated by all, including fellow scummers, but was tolerated by them due to being related to one of them.
by dkjrhrrr June 27, 2010
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Round Table

A location where people meet up to discuss plans or have conversations.
"Yo bro lets meet up at the round table later"
by ChrisCVine November 21, 2016
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Unbeaten Table

A table that is unbeaten
Martha: Hey, did ju beat dat table?
Lola: No, that table is an unbeaten table.
by blahblabblahblab January 12, 2011
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