Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 19, 2010
Those who will post a band on Urban Dictionary, talk shit about that band, then go scream into a microphone, and call it music. Then after they have successfully convinced everyone to commit suicide, they will go home, cut them selves, and touch themselves listening to another screamo band
If you fit that description you are one of the many Talent-less nut-less hacks, enjoy your annoying existences of a life.
by middle finger ahoy! February 06, 2010
Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
by piximon July 09, 2010
A euphemism for masturbation
Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020