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Mormon Corn Syrup 

The almost absolute equivalent to being “A fucking pleb
Look over there it’s some Mormon corn syrup.

Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist 

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

Maple Ridge Syrup 

A mixture of poop and vaginal fluid. Usually as an act of unexpected anal after a woman finishes on a mans penis.
Some maple ridge syrup was left on my penis after we had sex.
Maple Ridge Syrup by Quasij September 6, 2020

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.
"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What kinda faggot are you"

Ayden the corn syrup kid

Ayoooooooooo if you dumbasses don't know who our boy is then gtfo out of here.
"Ayo are you Ayden the corn syrup kid"
"Yea"
"Aight ur cool"

Alternative
"You the corn syrup kid"
"No fam"
"What are you even bothering breathing for"

Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid

The cool guy

He does stuff and stuff

Not associated with anyone named jack

He likes sugar
Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is way cooler than anyone named jack