lava snakes

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017

Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system

Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.

by The Poop Goblin May 2, 2018

Dusty Snake Eye

When a cougar farts on the tip of your dick.

Jeff: “ Man, I was having a great time last night until I got the ole’ Dusty Snake Eye. Then I had to dip.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”

by dovahkiindgaf November 13, 2017

flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.

Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.

by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018

Foggy Snake

The art of blowing smoke onto a penis

Hey babe, wanna give me a foggy snake?

by FoggySnake7 August 3, 2018

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"

1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".

by em-dash July 5, 2009