underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."

Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 13, 2010

going for a swim

The act of using a public pool to clean one’s taint, asshole, salty balls, sweaty labia, roast beef lips, duct butter, and/or crusty shaft.

Gentleman - “Babe, I’m going for a swim in the pool right now.”

Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”

by Bobby the Bug Man June 26, 2021

swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.

She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.

by kisska September 17, 2012

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

swimming pool

During sexual intercourse, the man pulls out right before he ejaculates and empties his testicles on the woman's stomach.

don't pee in the pool

by LiveWire_13 July 31, 2005