sweefing

When your so high you cant read words correctly so you just start making up random words and submit them to urban dictionary so they can be actual words 💁

As we passed the store i was sweefing so i couldnt make out the words on the sign. And instead of reading sweeping i read sweefing and spent the next 10 min searching the internet for a deffinition of sweefing.

by PTOL3MA November 6, 2017

scerfoffoling

The act of doing cartwheels on the road towards traffic.

Dude that is rad scerfoffoling

by Thatdude2475 April 16, 2018

sherfelcum

When someone misheard a word and tries to make it out. And it comes out weirdly.

I’m so sorry I just had a huge sherfelcum what did you say?

by Quinn Frankenstein June 15, 2018

swerp

when you make a mistake in front of lots of people but only you notice it

“shit bro, i swerped it so many times during that date”

by kickassemma July 16, 2018

Scerffbag

A flaky or a dirty human being

You scerffbag, why did you put the garbage in the recycling?

by Shurdbucket October 16, 2018

smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

by JustinBarr January 9, 2019

Sewerfish

Absolute degenerate who fucks an A4 piece of paper and enjoys the papercuts on his tiny 1 inch dick. He's also very toxic to the point of him being on venom scale (close to the toxicity of black mamba). He also doesn't drone what so ever on the game "Tom Clancys Rainbow Six Siege". (Also know as Josh)

"Oh theres Sewerfish and his paper aeroplane"- Ed caves

"Shut up ed go kys shit cunt"- Josh

by Cool kid 62 March 2, 2019