Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

by gumbo23 April 1, 2011

Ho Slapped

Wut busted ho's get that steal ur man, friend's man, relatives, or ur boyz.

U know wut ho's get? They get ho slapped!!

by Ashley Deka October 4, 2005

cat slapped

A comical event when your friend gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Dictionary slapped

It is when u get slapped with a huge old dictionary.

Billy: Hey Joe look over here.
Joe: Yes....
(Joe gets slapped with a dictionary)
Joe:What the hell was that for?!
Billy: You just got dictionary slapped!

by Mickie Dee's January 23, 2011

//slapped

When you slap yourself

I forgot to turn off the oven //slapped

by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017