Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

Ocean Surprise

The sexual practice in which the girl, who is performing, fills her mouth with sand before adminstering a blowjob, commonly used in both northern and southern California.

Did you hear? Andy got an Ocean Surprise last night.

by skizzinator January 11, 2009

surprise boner

an erection that comes for no reason. it just happens. you could be in the locker room with a bunch of dudes. dont worry if it happens there. as long as it only happens once youre probably not gay, just unlucky.

its a quiet day in penisville. some young sperm cells have crawled into the penis and are playing in the veins.
Cell 1: Hey, whats that sound?
Cell 2: surprise boner!
Cell 1: The blood wasnt supposed to come till we see the hot chick on the bus!
Cell 3: DIVE!
Kid in real life standing in front of class: Oh God, not now!

by slimjoe169 October 4, 2009

Surprise Facial

When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

by IMA CUM ON YOU December 17, 2008

Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

crusty surprise

The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the crusty pillow surprise, although there's no reason why a pillow couldn't have a crusty surprise.

Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!

by Richard J December 14, 2008

Egg Surprise

A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.

For breakfast today I had an egg surprise.

by Drew Banner January 4, 2009