Richard Nixon

This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.

I used to be a pariah like you until I Richard Nixoned 78 thirteen-year-old boys.

by Yopmail User April 12, 2023

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richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

by Matt Black May 30, 2005

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Cabral Richards

One of the greatest black guys on television. Originally from Cambridge Ontario, he interviews various sport athletes, and he enjoys touching them with his hand. His signature line is "there's my man B and my man D and I'm gone" It shows on "the score"

Cabral Richards "Cabbie" is the greatest

by Devin C March 23, 2007

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Steaming Richard

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.

If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.

by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003

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Richard Pic

1. A picture of one's penis. A less explicit way of saying "dick pic". A nickname of the name Richard is 'Dick,' which is interchanged in this word so as not to sound so vulgar. A dick pic is a picture of a male's penis sent through text message, email, or usually, any other type of social media or forms of communication.

Ex 1:

*Three dudes are in a nursing home*
Dude 1: Guys, I sent a Richard Pic to Amanda last night!
Dude 2: Awesome! Did she like your dick pic?!
Elderly Person: SHH!!! No bad language!
Dude 2: Sorry! Did she like your Richard Pic?!

by Ecce Romani July 04, 2014

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