shaved ape

athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.

A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.

too many shaved apes at that gym

by flerlerp September 15, 2010

Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009

Shaved Manariliti

1.Usually used as an insult to offend another person (AKA Siblings), refering them to a shaved Manatee cross Gorilla. Also is a rare animal that is created when a Manatee and Gorilla mate (not a pretty site).

Haha you look like a Shaved Manariliti!

The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body

by Deisel72 January 24, 2009

savedvertising

Advertising the emphasises price reductions

Browsing savedvertising has its occasional merits.

by Hercolena Oliver December 17, 2008

Suave Syndrome

the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)

Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.

by swadium September 16, 2011

shaved pie

When a female shaves her pussy and it is hair less.

girl 1: My boyfriend said he like shaved pie.
Girl 2: what did you do.
girl 1: I shaved my pie for him...

by kilroy42 August 27, 2013

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to

He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.

by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016