Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.

I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

stripper

One who provides a sexual service for money in the form of an exotic dance or lap dance

People who go to strip clubs generally go for the sole purpose of receiving sexual gratification through the viewing of nudity or physical contact with a stripper

by Mikey Sly September 19, 2009

Stripper Flu

The strongest flu known to man. It is a combination of three flu viruses spread by 3 different males to a stripper's breast, where the viruses mix to form a super virus.

James, "I am so sick I think I am dying."

Kyle, "You must have caught stripper flu again from one of your dirty whores!"

by TuckDCconnect January 18, 2011

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

strippercide

When a stripper has had enough, and she throws herself from the top of the pole, committing strippercide.

"It was the saddest thing, we were at the club the other night, and bubble's was crying on stage, next thing you knew, she committed strippercide."

by idnaC December 15, 2009