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drinking strings

invisible strings that are pulled upwards and somehow put "on" when physically, psychologically and emotionally preparing oneself for a massive night of debuachery and the calamitous consequences sure to ensue.
Person 1: Alright pal, you got your drinking strings on for this Saturday?

Person 2: I am getting them on as we speak.
by Vigorous Dan January 12, 2008
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Chicken string

Pattywack: I dont know man i just cant make her cum with oral
Bubba: bro just find the chicken string and pluck it around!
by Reddick craigy February 1, 2020
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bomb string

When you get so excited, you forget the word "fuse" and suddenly join Catchphrase as a contestant
James: How long do you think this will burn before it explodes?

Ly: OMG!!!! Are you actually going to light the.... bomb string?!?!?

James: ...... bomb string.....?? Go stand next to the bomb. <shaking his head>
by BossJim April 19, 2018
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Scalp strings

Scalp strings are hair, but it's a better word for it.
Only little bitches use the word hair.
I am going to brush my scalp strings
by ISwearIDon'tLikePeeGuys December 25, 2019
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String Steve

The act of flossing ones teeth with the string of a used tampon
I ran out of floss when my girlfriend was over so I had to do the String Steve.
by Krayboi March 11, 2015
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Kevlar string

Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string
Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string

Jim What the hell is that

Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS

Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)
by Bigsops April 1, 2022
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jock string

a thong for your mans
Bf/Gf: "Hey, Babe! What do you want for your birthday."

"For you to take off my new jock string."
by YoonMin iS rEaL May 18, 2018
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