Stiff

Orinating in the south. Meaning to be cool or dope. Synomous with the terms: “live”, or “hard”.

Man 1: “Ayyyyyy bro you seen that that drop top bentley coupe that we just passed?”

Man 2: “Hell yea foe that hoe was stiff af”

by TOMMY HILNIGGA April 7, 2019

Stiffy

The most awesome nickname ever. This person is probably the coolest person walking on earth.
And most most certain; drop dead gorgeous, since he/she is compared with a boner.

-Oh, have you met stiffy?
-Yes she gave me a stiffy

by My nickname is Stiffy September 3, 2012

stripforlucky

Is a young rapper with big dreams to become a rapper he has a girlfriend and his mom and dad had died he making big moves and will soon be there and also known for lucky3rd

Look is stripforlucky

by Lulyoung 23 February 10, 2019

half stiffy

HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.

As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.

by lowdown November 16, 2004

three-finger stiff wrist

A technique employed by a female, used to stimulate the surface genital area to orgasm. The wrist is flexed and the middle three fingers are held rigid on the clitoral area; continue in an up and down fashion until the task is completed.

"Dude, you need a good three-finger stiff wrist to loosen yourself up."

by Jennifer C. and Emily B. April 27, 2007

spot the stiff

When watching a war or disaster movie with a large ensemble cast, to use one's knowledge of the genre and its cliches in order to predict which characters will die before the end. Good picks include Spitfire pilots talking moist-eyed of their upcoming marriage, hysterical mothers and either half of a couple celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.

by marcata August 14, 2003

Stiffy Relief

The physical and emotional relief a man feels after orgasm when he's been aroused or deprived of sexual satisfaction for an extended period of time. This condition is also known as "Blue Balls".

Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.

Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)

"Oh Baby, I'm aching, how about some stiffy relief?"

"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."

"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"

by Joy Lovewell November 2, 2009