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Steven

1. (noun) a steven a person who is always looking out for best peoples interests and would never set out to hurt someone for their benefit.
2. (verb) to steven an act of kindness, that is far from common courtesy thats purpose is to intensionally make the receiver feel good about themselves.
3. (adverb) stevenly an action that it is done out of the blue, unexpectedly with total sincerity.
antonyms: artem, artemely, artemed
1. "He asked me to the dance when I had got my headgear. He was so steven-like!"
2. "He stevened and she blushed, feeling a lot better about the situation."
3. "he proposed to her stevenly and she was so happy."
by atomic.bomb. February 4, 2009
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stevens pass

Where shredders shred the gnar, ride the pow, and hit the park. A world class snow resort located in the cascade region about 2 hours away from Seattle.
The park up at stevens pass was insane!
by jp walker July 3, 2009
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Stevens Point

A mediocre college town in Central Wisconsin. Nice place to grow up, sucks ass at any point past age 13. Home to UW-Stevens Point, the amazing Point Brewery, the largest high school in Wisconsin SPASH, the World's Largest Trivia contest, and creepy murals painted on every downtown wall.
Wow, you live in Stevens Point? Dude, that SUCKS!

Stevens Point has absolutely nothing to do, but they do make the best beer in the country.

Wisconsin Rapids got their ASSES kicked by Stevens Point in last night's football game!
by I unfortunately live here June 28, 2011
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Steven Seagal

A professional 80's pornstar who moved on to acting in the 90's. As soon as the 80's were over, he stopped making pornos just like THAT. Before his porno career he was a professional gay bodybuilder who occasionally dabbled in strongman competitions. He dominated that one where he lifts the boulder all over the place. While he was doing this, he often squinted and looked constipated, but doody would eventually drop out of his ass as he victoriously finished.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
Why is the sky blue?

Because Steven Seagal did porn in the 80's...
by WAFFLESTOMPER666 October 20, 2008
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Steven

The most attractive, caring and committed guy in the universe; a true romantic at heart. You will probably meet him in a popular nightclub, anything with the name "Bar" or "Barry" is a likely location. He is such a nice guy he’ll probably think the gay guy you are dancing with is your boyfriend & won’t make a move initially. After he realises you are actually "the queen of all gays" & single, he will not let you go. Be warned a Steven has unique dance moves; do not be alarmed in the first instance. Expect him to court you with romantic dates until you fall in love with him. Dates may include rocking up to your house in trackies with un-styled hair that has no product in it & a copy of "Beerfest" as the first movie you ever watch; or missing the unrefundable & very expensive Tram Restaurant on Valentines Day. Definitely the kind of guy who will become close to your family; he may suck up to your mother Kym or go canoeing with your dad Bob to score "brownie points". Friends such as a Ty, David, Sonia, Gregory Nick, Lisa, Thomas or Mark will want you to marry him. A Steven is likely to propose outside a butterfly enclosure after butterflies have landed all over you. He will want to marry you in the most romantic city in the world; in Paris. Often described as the worlds "nicest" guy, he can be prone to telling the odd dad joke; refrain from laughing. A Steven will make a great husband/father, he is likely to marry a Lauren - his perfect match.
He is such a Steven
Bad dad joke dude...that's SO Steven of you
OMG - check out the dance-moves, he is such a Steven
Wow - nicest guy in the world, you're such a Steven
by Happy4thAnniversarySLB November 25, 2010
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stevin

He is usually a pro gamer. Excellent in reading the situations. Always will be there for you.He is always ready to take responsibilities for massive projects.Loves riding and royal enfield bikes. More of a free soul. Cares about othhers even though he has a weird way of expressing it.
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Steven

wow, steven just fucked my bitch
by BroWtfYouMad May 17, 2017
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