A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

stewartist

someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.

Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.

by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 4, 2009

Sævar

Sævar often has light hair and small hands. He goes often to the gym and has nice guns.

Wow im very sævar today

by Dnnfnsn fbf October 12, 2018

kristen stewart

The most realist person in Hollywood. Everyone has already decided that they hate her because shes in Twilight. Named Forbes Top Paid Actress which caused more people to hate her. If you actually watch her interviews you would see that shes very down to earth and speaks very passionately of the movies shes promoting. She can be a very awkward which makes her more like a regular person unlike other celebrities who act perfect. Shes the girl that everyone loves to hate.

Person 1: "Omg Kristen Stewart is Forbes Highest Paid Actress yet she dresses like a hobo"

Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"

by JennaLove July 5, 2012

Kristen Stewart

American actress born April 1990. Respected and liked by colleagues and peers. Admired not only for her acting chops but also for not giving in to the Hollywood sterotype of what young women should be. Or the stereotypes society puts on young women on how they should act.

Winner the Bafta rising star award in 2010

A selection of films (as of 2010):
Panic Room, Speak, Into the Wild, Adventureland, The Cake Eaters, Twilight (x5), The yellow handkerchief, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys.

"Kristen and I have a special bond together, she is the sweetest, smartest and strongest girl i know." - Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart

by em80 January 18, 2011

steverxl

a badazz dj. gets the crowd movin.

did you see steverxl last night? that foo brokanized some cutz.

by steverxl January 16, 2009

stewart paterson

Is wonderful person he has many, many talents but will not show them, he is confident and should get a special girl for a special boy :)

perfectstewart paterson

by Stewie1539 December 30, 2013