Steven Seagal

The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.

Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)

by Big E to the Z December 1, 2006

Steven

The funniest person you'll ever meet, very thoughtful, and cute.

Person 1: I made a new friend!

Person 2: Yeah?

Person 1: Yeah, he's my Steven. Best friend ever made!!

by taadpole January 24, 2010

Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.

"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"

by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008

Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even

Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"

by hydragyrum January 10, 2005

steven he

god

steven he: emotional damage
cringe tiktok girl: omg senpai marry me

by urdadnevercamebackL February 1, 2022

Stevenson’s law

Stevenson’s law, based off of Noelle Stevenson, writer of She-ra. She has said to assume all of the characters are queer/lgbtq in some way shape or form instead of the opposite which is usually true, for other shows at least, it has become a meme quickly in queer cartoon communities.

Person one: my head canon is that Gus from the owl house is ace

Person two: hell yeah! Stevenson’s law man!!

by nomyweaknerdarms June 10, 2021

Steven Mad Bunda!!!

The hottest person on the planet, turns people gay instantly with his massive Bunda!!!

No way, It's Steven Mad Bunda!!!

by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021