Stella is a bum who plays to much AFL, she has a very sore eyebrow because some girl elbowed her in her game. (not sure how that works but ok) she has a growing nose and she blames it on the elbow girl but i think she is just going to have a massive nose. she hates her sister Joni because she is mean and bites Stella but i have witnessed Stella throwing things at Joni so honestly i have no sympathy. She truly believes she is crusty from the inside out. Her birthday is on the 9th of August and even though i try she refuses to have a party. Her favorite thing in the world is Casper's rug and she sadly lives for the day that i buy her one. She wants to leave Australia and go travelling and she truly believes school is a piece of shit. She would marry Barley if she could but she knows that it will not be excepted. She has an unhealthy obsession with Jordan Degoey and would gladly shave her head for him. To find a Stella, simply hang around Bunnings and sooner or later one will turn up.
by Elvy Swans sister August 11, 2019
Get the Stellamug. Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.
Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
by stellalb November 4, 2019
Get the Stella-bailmug. by Sadhoe November 21, 2021
Get the Stellamug. Stella is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, she is kind, and thoughtful, and the most reliable human you will ever meet, she truly is the pinnacle of human excellence and should be revered as a goddess, she is intelligent and wont let anything stop her, she's cute and shy, but hilarious all around, anyone who has a stella is one of the luckiest individuals ever.
by ballsakmen May 10, 2024
Get the Stellamug. by BozoCryAboutIt July 26, 2022
Get the Stellamug. stella is from wisconsin. they are famous even tho im her only friend. a fan of shameless 4freakshow and kourys idfk. she also have a huge family yeah ok
-do you know stella damour sewall?
-no why?
-are u gay?
-yeah why?
-bc she is the most homophobic person
-ahhh
-no why?
-are u gay?
-yeah why?
-bc she is the most homophobic person
-ahhh
by thatgaeperson June 23, 2021
Get the stella damour sewallmug. If you have ever met a Stella you would know she is a boss bitch that could kick your ass. *usually* she's a super smart girl with tan skin and light brown hair. DO NOT MESS WITH A STELLA
Friend - Dude, this girl just kicked me in the nuts!
Other Friend - Aww, must have been a Stella.
*THE TEXT AVOVE MAY NOT MAKE SENSE TO ANTI-SOCIALS! FRIENDS = BAD*
Other Friend - Aww, must have been a Stella.
*THE TEXT AVOVE MAY NOT MAKE SENSE TO ANTI-SOCIALS! FRIENDS = BAD*
by madbitxh March 10, 2022
Get the Stellamug.