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stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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Stealth 100

The act of joining a voice chat with two or more of your friends, and proceeding to Masturbate without being detected.
Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"

Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
by RyeGuy77 September 19, 2018
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Stealth Bomber

When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.
Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.
by Nymphetamine2791 February 16, 2010
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Stealth Fuck

When you have sex with someone but their parent(s) are in the house.
“Me and my girlfriend tried to stealth fuck but her mom walked in and made me leave”
by Anonymous Blonde Person April 14, 2019
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stealth mode

masturbating at your desk at such high speed people around you can't see what's happening.

They just think you are typing loads.
'Gosh - JC can type really fast'
by Anonymous March 7, 2003
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stealth mode

To make yourself an invisible pervert.
Where's Bilbo - has he gone on Stealth manouvers again. Aahhh! somethings proding at me scrotum!!!!!!
by Anonymous March 7, 2003
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Stealth Texting

The act of covertly sending malicious text messages about a person in the room to a 3rd party, who is also in the same room.
Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.
by Foyt August 14, 2010
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