when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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Ryan: "Dude, I pulled a Stealth 100 last night while y'all were playing League"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"
Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
Landon: "That's so fucking gay"
Nathan: "Again, dude?"
Noah: "The chat's getting kinda boring, time to pull a Stealth 100"
Everyone: "Please Don't"
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When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.
Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.
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by Anonymous March 7, 2003
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Lori, Danni, and Mandy are all in the same room. Danni is sitting next to Mandy and happens to observe that Mandy stinks. Danni then resorts to STEALTH TEXTING to inform Lori of the situation.
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