With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."
by brian married a man February 12, 2008
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Staved
• steved
• shaved
• stave
• saved
• saved by the bell
• Shaved Camel
• Staged
• Shaved the Goat
• staked
dude, that kid got so steved saturday night. He threw up on the girl he was macking on and went home alone.
by kortneydawn February 26, 2009
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Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011
Get the Shaved cow mug.The explanation given when computer soft/hardware has been ineptly installed, programmed or networked and malfunctions on a daily basis and the excuse given to cover is "the problem is not on our side."
Mercedes: I can't print this out I keep getting an error message what do I do?
Royce: Theres nothing you can do the problem is not on our side.
Mercedes: Oh so its been Steved right?
Royce: Theres nothing you can do the problem is not on our side.
Mercedes: Oh so its been Steved right?
by Executive Snuggles February 29, 2012
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I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.
by madric November 3, 2011
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Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."
A user said this is hateful: "on behalf of the Boy Scouts of America and those who hold the honor of being called an Eagle Scout.....this is a disgrace....if only America was coming back to the values scoutng never left..."
Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."
A user said this is hateful: "on behalf of the Boy Scouts of America and those who hold the honor of being called an Eagle Scout.....this is a disgrace....if only America was coming back to the values scoutng never left..."
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