Show Stalking

(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning

Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"

Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."

Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"

Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."

by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009

spot-stalk

When you're searching desperately for a spot to park and you see someone walking to their car. You proceed to slowly follow them until they drive away and you get their spot.

Dude right there! That chick's headed for her SUV, spot-stalk her!

by rcc0002 March 5, 2008

Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.

Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.

by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009

corn stalking

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017

half a stalk

When your penis becomes half-erect.

After she kissed my balls I suddenly got 'half a stalk'.

by captain doosh poo April 3, 2006

Light Stalking

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.

I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!

by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009

Cock Stalking

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking

Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!

by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007