Cunt-stache 

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu

"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"

Cunt-stache by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020

Bu stache 

When a cat has a built in mustache.

This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.

Bu stache by Weinerdog17 April 12, 2021

Pedo-stache 

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

Pedo-stache by locolegend September 17, 2021

Diddler Stache 

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

Diddler Stache by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Crumb-stache 

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

Crumb-stache by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

Sweat-Stache 

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.

“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂

Sweat-Stache by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022

Pork stache 

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

Pork stache by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023