Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

Santee

Santee (also known as klantee) is located in east county, SD. This sums it up:

tatoos, high black socks, peckerwoods, bmx, meth amphetamines, trailor parks, lifted trucks, rednecks, kkk, dickie shorts, wife beaters, racists, dark clothing, dirtbikers, skin heads, bro's, hats with brim flipped up, desert, dunes, tall cans, sd pride, srh, famous stars and straps, metal mulisha, homies, dank bud, back windshield decals, heroin, raves, white people, RV'S, hills, and rocks. Oh yeah its also hot as fuck out there. Home to two highschools, santana (klantana) and west hills (white hills). Also dont go there if your from lakeside or anywhere else because they can spot out-of-towners like a sore thumb

dude 1: yo homie you tryna go out to santee?

dude 2: nah man we might get robbed by some meth bro's and its too fuckin hot out there.

dude 1: true shit

by marco beltrami April 10, 2010

filthy santa

on christmas you cover the floor with dirt (or danieles face) and you place your penis in her ass and you pull out and you take the shit thats on your penis and you put it in the milk by the fire place and santa has a nice surprise

one time my friend brian gave this women a filthy santa by placing a pail over her head because he didn't want to look at her and than she drank the milk ya know cuz daniele is gross ya know she looks like a human herpy ya know she smells like an elephants asshole ya know she likes to lick da trunk while gettin humped while watching forest gump ya know shes ugly like ass ya know

by mamoth milf balls March 18, 2008

dirty santana

fucking a chick while playing the guitar

I was doing the dirty santana with Jill yesterday, but I busted a nut before the song was over

by FUNNY December 1, 2004

Santa Clara Hockey

When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.

by Hockey40 March 19, 2011

santa claus

The term "Santa Claus" is an American distortion of the Dutch name "San Niccolaus", meaning "Saint Nicolas". He is known by many other names around the world, such as "Kris Kringle" in some places and "Father Christmas" in Great Britain. Saint Nick was a Catholic bishop in what is now modern Turkey during the days of the Roman Empire. He left gifts for poor people in his town and after he died the legend of St. Nick coming to homes in a chariot carrying presents for good people was born. The legend was spread along with Christianity and when that faith reached the Arctic St. Nick started riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The legend spread around the globe and in the 20th century in America Coca-Cola provided the modern image of "Santa" as fat, jolly, rotund, with white hair and beard, wearing a red suit and black boots and of course, drinking a bottle of Coke. He is beloved by children all over.

Santa Claus is based on a real person, just like many "fairy tales" and myths that have existed throughout history.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2006

Santa Claus

A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.

Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!

by OlfinSeaSquid May 29, 2018