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squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
by Captain Sham May 5, 2006
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Squirrelflight

Squirrelflight is the deputy of ThunderClan
by SpiritGalaxyWolves December 8, 2020
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squirrel killer

A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.
Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!
by talk2me-JCH2 September 18, 2022
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Red Squirrel

An endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
It has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel's size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.
Look around, red squirrel's aren't there.
by Will Nicholls Photography January 4, 2009
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squirrel's ass

The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.
That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.
by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006
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squirrel bar

A bar that lonely/depressed failures in life go to, to drink and forget about life. Sometimes to meet or hook up other loners as well.
I'm going to the squirrel bar on Friday night after work because I got no where else to be, no where else to go.
by duc_star November 24, 2006
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squirrel clock

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.
No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.
by Kalollypops October 29, 2008
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