Squirrel pouch

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.

That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.

by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017

Squirrel Boy

A firefighter or EMT that goes to other fire department or squad's calls, either to their building or to their scene to watch and\or help out the other department. Often also referred to as a whacker.

State Trooper: Who's that guy that's just standing over there watching everything?
Fire Chief: Oh he's okay, he's harmless. That's our Squirrel Boy, he belongs to Station 46 but he comes to our calls a lot.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Squirrel Pelt

The pubic nest of an older woman

After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

squirrel grip

The grip you have when you grab some guy by the testicles, hence having a "handful of nuts". Agonising for men, it is a source of endless amusement for onlookers and passers-by. Another form of this term is "going the squirrel", which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.

Person 1: This guy picked a fight with me the other day, but I got him in the "squirrel grip" and he sure changed his tune quickly.

Person A: This guy attacked Sophie in a dark alley, so she "went the squirrel" on him and escaped. Poor bastard'll be singing high-C from now on.

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.

"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."

by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013

Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.

"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"

by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008