Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

by v_koshi May 7, 2022

Squarcle

A square and a circle merged together.

How many vertices and sides does a squarcle have?

by Dumbodehyfbywy7ufrh. June 17, 2022

squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.

"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"

by dyenasor October 15, 2022

Squirtle

A player so bad at TWDS he just wants commendation points and doesn't care about his clan

Fuck him, he is doing a squirtle getting to that camp early

by RescueRick November 14, 2022

squiggles

when you cant stop laughing but like in an insane way where you scream before you laugh

“dude calm down”
“sorry i have a bad case of the squiggles right now”

by j4mb0r33 January 16, 2023

squibblesquap

What food looks like when you grip your finger food a little too hard and it squishes in your hand.

Oh man, my food looks like a squibblesquap, ew.

by anonymous February 13, 2023