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wet squid

by Claywell April 1, 2007
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Squid Boy

Noun A term for any socially inept bastard who fails to recognize when a girl wants on his cock.
Girl 1: *crying* He so does not want me!

Girl 2: Don't worry Madeline, he's just a Squid Boy. In reality, he would tap that 24/7.
by nole-town April 13, 2010
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poke squid

dey fell in love. den dey wen poke squid and nine months later...
by Haole Boy August 13, 2003
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Squid Gamer

A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.
“He’s such a squid gamer”
Stupid squid gamer”
Dirty squid gamer”
by NotARacist888 November 19, 2021
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Squid Roller

Derived from the mishearing of the elderly. Commonly refered to a gay male "rolling" his tongue around another males so called "squid". Oftenly grotesquely slimy.
Girl - your kinda cute...
Boy - Sorry, not my type..
Girl - What... OMG are you a Squid roller?!
by Sgt peppers September 12, 2009
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Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
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squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.
"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
by Thewalis December 27, 2013
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