wet squid

Man you're a wet squid!
by Claywell March 26, 2007
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Squid Boy

Noun A term for any socially inept bastard who fails to recognize when a girl wants on his cock.
Girl 1: *crying* He so does not want me!

Girl 2: Don't worry Madeline, he's just a Squid Boy. In reality, he would tap that 24/7.
by nole-town April 13, 2010
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poke squid

dey fell in love. den dey wen poke squid and nine months later...
by Haole Boy August 13, 2003
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Squid Gamer

A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.
“He’s such a squid gamer
“Stupid squid gamer”
Dirty squid gamer
by NotARacist888 November 20, 2021
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Squid Parade

A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.

Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.

Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"

Person two : "Yes."
by Sucubus March 06, 2012
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Squid Roller

Derived from the mishearing of the elderly. Commonly refered to a gay male "rolling" his tongue around another males so called "squid". Oftenly grotesquely slimy.
Girl - your kinda cute...
Boy - Sorry, not my type..
Girl - What... OMG are you a Squid roller?!
by Sgt peppers September 13, 2009
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Szechuan Squid

When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.
My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid
by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018
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