Sponge

1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.

Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.

by Iifetime September 27, 2017

Spongdidiliociousness

That feeling when your microwave explodes and destroys your house and your cocaine stash, but then you realise your ex wife's brother's North Korean propaganda posters are there along with his tide pods and his anime stash.

Sean Fornite is cancer

Simón First time experiencing spongdidiliociousness ey???

Sean Please get out my toilet

by Ѫ June 10, 2018

SpongeCrack

Crack that has been frozen and chemically altered to take a sponge-like form. A common drug used to cope with the death of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of the popular cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants.

I took a big fat hit of SpongeCrack last night.

by DipGreen December 3, 2018

Spongebob

The best childhood tv show and the best character.

Mom: Whatcha watching honey?
Girl: Spongebob!
Mom: I loved that tv show as a kid. Good choice in shows honey

by yup.yip.yep.yea.yes July 3, 2019

Spongeblob Squarepants

An overweight Spongebob

SPONGEBLOB SQUAREPANTS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE SO BEING FAT HE ATE IT

by Brian And Paris October 25, 2019

Spengaspang

A word or name reserved for the most serious of individuals.

Spengaspang: "cry more child"
Opponent "HE MUST BE REAL HIS NAME IS SPENGASPANG"

by ewokking March 15, 2020

Spengaspang

If you lose to a spengaspang you probably didn't even start to play

Ooo you lost to spengaspang that is embarrassing

by ewokking March 15, 2020