jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018

Spadeech

Another way to say "to take a shit".

I have to take a spadeech.

by Spadeech King February 8, 2010

spadagged

wired, high on coke, high on weed, HIGH

a. dude this shit is bomb
b. I know, im spadagged

by Lucky aka Suerte April 6, 2010

Spadonia

A meal made from what ever is in the house.

I am out of money so we are haveing spadonia tonight.

Q, What is this?

A, It's spadonia, I couldn't get to the strore doday.

by Spadonia May 27, 2010

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spadikate

Just take any fucking verb and say "Spadikate" instead

"I spadikated all over the lawn yesterday"

by Jonytrolz October 20, 2014

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016