splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.

"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

Spirting

The most muscular and undefeated Bedwars player of the land. Also know as "The ohio sigma" has the most rizz in the Minecraft region.

Call me spirting the was I have so much charisma

by Don Hector Salamanca May 3, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

Spleeting

When you aggressively masturbate so hard that finish so hard your tip starts to hurt and you buss a huge load and you go and piss and cum is mixed with your piss

I spleeting so hard that I was squealing

by Sussy boi December 7, 2024

Spleeting

When you bust a nut so hard that your tip starts to hurt and you go and take a piss and your come is mixed with your piss
Can be used during sex

I was Spleeting so hard last night after the strip club

by Skibiti Ohio rizz gyatt December 7, 2024