splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023

Splooge Milk

Another word for cum

Jack: Bro i saw Chad cleaning up his splooge milk in the bathroom.

by Lil Mayonnaise August 2, 2018

Sploog-e

A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.

Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e

by penis_potato June 9, 2022

vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.

i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him

by YeountYeount April 22, 2024

Splooge

Splooge is another way of saying semen

Oh my god I’m gonna splooge

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.

The syrup was splooge-like.

by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025