A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.
"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.
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Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
by maples123 May 9, 2009
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when your doing it to a girl whos legs are pointing at about a 120 degrees angle, they you grab her legs and pull them apart as hard as possible. this will not only feel great, but it will also pull her hamstring. (depending on how hard you pulled)
"hey peat"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"
by useonthego December 20, 2008
Get the leg splitter mug.The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.
I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..
by daisiemae December 9, 2008
Get the Pittsburg Splatter mug.(n.) One who takes a shot and cannot keep it down or swallow it, and therefore spits the contents of the shot glass out; often on the ground or at another person. Bonus: Contents of shot glass may come out of spitter's nose as well.
by yourmamaisavirgin October 26, 2009
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by g unit May 4, 2004
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Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
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