by The Third Hokage August 2, 2019
Get the The Diviner Special mug.A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.
My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.
by Everybody Hurts May 8, 2018
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Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."
Billy- "No man, pulled the Keeler special."
by douchequeerfagman November 8, 2010
Get the keeler special mug.A type of large woman commonly found in the northeastern corner of Connecticut. Normally their build will resemble that of a haystack or a mountain.
Their most common attire would consist of either pink or light blue sweat pants and jacket. No matter the color, you will invariably see their underwear peeking through somwhere on account of the laws of physics.
Their most common attire would consist of either pink or light blue sweat pants and jacket. No matter the color, you will invariably see their underwear peeking through somwhere on account of the laws of physics.
Dad: Yeah. I was walking into Ames today and I got sandwiched by a couple Ballouville Specials when the one in front of me got stuck in the door.
Me: O snap!1
Me: O snap!1
by Sunshiny Day June 4, 2008
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Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!
by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008
Get the Pennington Special mug.A Photoshop disaster combining multiple elements in a completely ridiculous setting. The phrase was inspired by the work of John Coscia, sports editor at the Citrus County Chronicle in Crystal River, Fla.
Hey, did you see the Coscia Special on the front page of the Chronicle?
Yeah, man. I can't believe those high school volleyball players were really on the moon.
Yeah, man. I can't believe those high school volleyball players were really on the moon.
by former sports fan June 2, 2010
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