you shanked my jangaship

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by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

shanked

to miss a field goal in american football

scott norwood deserved to die after he shanked that field goal against the giants in super bowl xxv

by jimmmiller December 28, 2005

SpankDangle

SpankDangle - to spank or strike dangling testicles with an open hand, or any instrument, utensil, or tool with a flat or curved surface.

Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.

Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.

She Spankdangled her mate with a wooden spoon.

She is a wicked DangleSpanker

by Saybish November 9, 2019

spunked it up the wall

Wasted mostly money.

He’s got no money left, he’s spunked it up the wall.

by Benzig42 January 18, 2023

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

shanked out

The appearance of "roast beef" looking labia resulting from vigourous and repeated sex. Typically found with loose slutty women who"give it out" a lot.

Last night I hooked up with this bitch who was totally shanked out, that shit hung down to her knees!

by Squirrel Master August 16, 2004