by the one and only whtie e-40 February 15, 2007
A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
by NickCosmoSonde August 09, 2008
During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.
Man: "Oh Baby! You make me so hot! I'm gonna' cum!"
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)
by Elena, Adria, Colee September 14, 2007
by netteach March 14, 2003
Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.
My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.
My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
by TEEG January 28, 2009
men fucktard townie
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008