Soiling your pants

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.

Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 26, 2011

Selling Dreams

When Somebody Doesn't Look Like They're Pictures

Her Bumper Didn't Look Like That In Her Picture, She Was Selling Dreams..

by JulieReloaded July 8, 2015

Sallie

Any member of Phi Psi when referred to by another male, or educated female.

Damn, those Sallies across the street are lame.

by Sig machi March 30, 2009

soilie

Describes a particular type of homeless person, typically between the ages of 20 & 40. Healthy & able to work but choosing not to as an act of "resistance" (laziness), soilies are the dirty street people that fancy themselves as anarchists and occasionally organize to engage in protests and/or destructive actions. They often have dogs and travel in small packs.

Last week a bunch of Freegans & Wookies got together at the courthouse to protest consumer culture, but it quickly deteriorated into a soilie riot.

by christophari June 18, 2008

Sallis

Sallis is the girl who cares about everyone and loves talking. Sometimes Sallis can get really angry and say things which she will regret later. But after all everyone know Sallis as a smart and lovely girl.

Oh wow, Sallis got 10+ again

by Angelina Jolie ;) March 5, 2018

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004