soberado

being sober amongst people who are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. A soberado is most likely a soberado because they want to be able to babysit their drugged up friends, unless of course they can handle babysitting while under the influence of any substance.

guy: I'm so tempted. i gave up liquor but my drunk friends are having a damn good time.
guy 2: Don't worry bro. i'll sober it out with you. SOBERADOS!
guy: SOBERADOS!!
*"pounding fists" or "slapping skins" should follow.

by Arvie December 9, 2008

Sobes McGee

Saying someone is Sobes McGee is to say that you are sober. The fact that you call yourself Sobes McGee though clearly indicates that you are not, in fact, sober.

Brittany with two beers in hand: "Guys I'm Sobes McGee right now!" *falls over*

by Lupe Van Gildersleeve February 28, 2009

Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

Sobercabbed

Fooling someone who is extremely drunk into giving you large amounts of money for driving them somewhere.

I just sobercabbed that guy and got 100 bucks!

by OnlytheBestWords July 28, 2010

Soberdose

Antonym of overdose. recoveryintervention

The sight of his girlfriend on Craigslist naked when he was drunk looking for an escort was a soberdose.

by santikins June 16, 2011

Sobeagle

n. (so-Be-gull) A dog shaped pile of empty Sobe bottles.

After the episode of tosh.o I had a huge SOBEAGLE pile next to me.

by personwiththeword July 19, 2011

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011