Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

Skanking

Gaining extra money from the short changing of residents of Dickoslavakia. Often includes removal of pounds into a jar or other receptacle. Requires a sound effect and possible finger tapping in order to be considered a true Skank.

Saying "and that's £7.79 change thanks" and actually giving the idiot £6.79 in order to fund holidays car repairs and new electrical appliances is Skanking

by northallertonhater September 27, 2011

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

skanking

Prostituting, selling of the body.

I was out skanking myself on 42nd Street.

by FraniquaIsTheSex July 2, 2005