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Ass-snitch

An ass-snitch is someone who is an asshole and a snitch, meaning, they snitch on you, but lie about what they are snitching on you for, resulting in you getting in more trouble.
Victim of ass-snitching: "I spilled my soda behind the couch, but I cleaned it up."

Ass-snitcher: *Runs to a parent* "Hey! Mom, he poured his soda behind the couch!"
Victim of ass-snitching: "You ass-snitch! I cleaned it up, and it spilled on accident..."

Ass-snitcher: "He's lying, I had to clean it up."
by anguished.demon June 8, 2019
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rap snitches

The phenomena of rappers accidently (or intentionally) exposing themselves for a crime they have committed through the lyrics of their music, often in gangster rap. The term was especially popularized by the song "Rap Snitches Knishes" by MF DOOM.
Rap Snitches: free my boy, he ain't do nothing wrong (except rob a bank at gunpoint on December 23rd, 2011)
by colosse March 7, 2023
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snitch-fishing

when one is not only snitching, but also fishing for gossip
“Grandma told me you were going to be drinking this weekend!”

“I told her I wasn’t going to be drinking! She must be snitch-fishing!”
by youmustbejelly November 21, 2018
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Dry-snitch

To unintentionally tell on someone; without knowing.
To inadvertently devulde information about something or someone;
To make known or expose what should have been concealed;
To tell on one's self
I told Mitch last night he always be dry-snitchin when he gets fucked up.
by anonymous May 22, 2022
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Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.
Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.
by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019
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Diddle Snitch

Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.

Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
Don’t you diddle snitch on me, you bastard!
by Let me just say... November 3, 2021
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snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.
Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!
by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019
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