Bob-"Man P. Diddy is so rich it's not even fair.."
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"
by playswitsquirls January 12, 2010
by Erilar October 29, 2014
Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH
Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
by What The Honk January 23, 2021
by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
by Loller4429 September 26, 2016
by Narconu June 23, 2021
What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick
by cbreitenfeldt98 November 24, 2017