Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea

I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.

by Erilar October 29, 2014

Sneezing squidward

When you not even hard but u still jizzing

"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"

by Wawumba July 3, 2015

Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.

That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.

by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

Fart sneeze

This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth

"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"

by Chowisme123 November 5, 2016

power sneeze

when you sneeze with food and your mouth and it goes spewing everywhere

Do you have any napkins I power sneezed on the table

by Squishy_ January 13, 2016

sensual sneeze

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart

Annabelle tried to conceal her sensual sneeze at the governors ball but to no avail.

by smallrod68 March 7, 2016