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CB-squelch speech

Refers to where you jokingly imitate the "momentary static" sounds of a 40-channel two-way radio when saying something, often accompanied by making a "thumbing the mike" motion with your hand.
If you wanna truly amuse others with your "CB-squelch speech" antics, you need to imitate the "transmit and receive switching" sounds correctly --- when you begin a sentence, first vocalize about a second of raspy-exhaled "radio hash" sound, then speak in an emotionless monotone as you "say your piece", and finally wrap up with a brief loud-static "sound byte".

Example: Raise your hand up near your mouth and make a "thumbing the mike" motion, then say, "Khaahhh --- that's an affirmative, Good Buddy." Then pretend to release the mike-button, while simultaneously making a sharp crisp "hkhauhhk!" throat-sound to imitate the radio's internal "send/receive" relay switching back and the squelch "kicking in" to silence the static
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Freedom of speech

Will can decide whatever the fuck he wants and Charlie will do nothing about it
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speechless sleepless

'speechless sleepless' is experienced by an individual when they are left both speechless and sleepless as a result of being away for the most important and special person in the entire universe.

When the special person says or does something to stun the individual, speech may either totally cease or in a less extreme case, the individual may experience a slight wheezing noise each time they attempt a word. And because of the distance between the two, sleeplessness is experienced double fold.

The experiencer of speechless sleepless, will feel extremely light headed 1) because they are still thinking constantly about their special person 2) because attempts at trying to speak but with no success expends vast energy 3) restlessness because they can't get to bed. In addition, an intoxication involving immense feelings of love or euphoria can also be felt and intensifies the experience of 'speechless sleepless'
yikes, i can't speak or sleep or breath... i must be suffering from an severe case of speechless sleepless.
by speechless.sleepless May 30, 2010
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cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files
Hi ( insert name here ), I'm never going to go out with you!

Hey ( insert name here ), stop looking at me and look at Berrington.
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Speechie

A teen who is overly active in talking to walls, talks to loud, has been known to be socially awkward, and is in a speech club.
Dude!! that person over is so weird and socially awkward. They must be a speechie.
by Aggie Zos-ehh March 3, 2011
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Speech

Hey guys, I'm doing speech right now to my chair!
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good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."
It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
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